Last Saturday, February 18, Whisper Ultra Lounge at 535 Florida St. in San Francisco had a Mardi Gas party from 10 pm to 3 am with DJ Rigo and DJ Happy from regaetonsf.com, Rich Era from new era muzik, DE from Lion Paw Sound and Lando 1 from lando1.com. It was a twenty-one and over show. The following is a summation of some events from that night experienced by a new Roaddawg calling himself �Dirty Dog�.

Kickin� it outside smoking; just got done talking to a cutey named Joanna, we were talking about �In Livin� Color� and how cold it is while standing under the outside heater. I pulled her hat down in front of her face in a playful manner and she said she had to go fix her hair.

So I sat down outside talking to Matt about a Super Bowl party fight where he broke his hand at Jillian�s and then a sexy woman walks out, Pilar. We talk about nothing really so I go inside. On the way inside I run into a girl I ran into earlier named Monica. She is a little drunker than when I had seen her earlier (and she was supposed to be working as a peachy puff � the girls that go from club to club with a tray and sell cigarettes, candy and glowing things). Anyway I get her number and she tells me that she is upset because her boyfriend had sex with another girl �he fucked another girl even without a condom, I�m leaving him, well I have to work so I got to go.�

As I am walking in a group of girls walk in with glow sticks and bracelets. One girl has a crown and I ask �Why do you have a crown?� and one yells �Bachelorette party!�

So I head to the dance floor I get there and they�re playing �California� by Dr. Dre. I ask a girl if I can use her glow sticks to do a light show but she said no. (I am an old school raver from back in the day.)

Man this place is packed.

I walk upstairs and the first thing I see are naked women. The two on either side are sexy but they have small titties; the one in the middle had really big tits but all three are freaks on the poles. One of the small girls is named Flower. She is a dancer at a club in San Jose. The other, even smaller girl�s name is Kegan, I found out she wasn�t here as a dancer, but as the host of the party (and one sexy host, let me tell you). She is a graphics designer by day and club hostess/promoter by night. She lives in Concord. The big titty girl�s name is Crystal. She lives in San Jose and she is a secretary when she is not a dancer.

So I go to the dance floor and right when I do they put on Black Eye Peas� �Junk in da Trunk�.

After that I go back downstairs and wander around. I walked out to the smoking area and this guy Carlos said �hand these flyers out and I will give you some money.� I thought to myself �Ooo, cool I don�t have any money and besides I used to do this for a living� so I handed out the flyers. While I was doing that a girl walked up to me and said �Hi you�re cute, cutey.� I said �So are you� she said �give me your number� so I give it to her and somehow someway we started kissing and then her friend pulled her away and then five minutes later I was kissing another girl and then the club closed and the private party began.

I got plenty of girl�s numbers. The girls were freaks. The music was cool. The vibe was chill. The venue was great. All and all it was a cool party so I give it a four stars out of 5 stars.

-Dirty Dog