I'm a snake but I don't like rats who name names describe face
or confess MY BUSINESS to y'all cuz all I tell folks is what I think
you hit me for (the money I owe isn't yours, I don't bleed quarters) �
I don't know your name and you all look the same to me-
call me thief and liar but My name is Prankster
and you can't take a punchline
cuz my pen is mightier than the canines that tore through MY trust-
I just want to remind you that we all watch our own shit
and part with what we can afford to-
the art of credit and debt isn't funny to me �
needing money is an addiction as rotten as barley malt
and it IS my fault
cuz you let that shit out of your sight
and I hoped you'd just laugh and Learn Somethin, Dude.

If you're a man, challenge me to a duel Old Skool
name OUR conflict YOUR rules and MY compromise if I decline-
I won't whine
about "fair",
coexistence was fine
but let's come together right now-
I will DIE for this town if I have to,
but I'd rather we LAUGH and REMEMBER the dead TOGETHER.

-David, grandson of a true flower child